Difficulty: Moderately Easy
Instructions
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Step 1
Flirt with any older woman. The more your practice the better you will be, and the likelihood of a cougar taking a liking to you will skyrocket. Always hit on the oldest woman in a group and cast surly glances at anyone under 40.
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Step 2
Take up mall walking. Those brisk, hip-swinging, early morning strolls past the food court may result in meeting the cougar of your dreams.
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Step 3
Get a job working on a "Seniors Only" cruise. Make sure your uniform is tight and your teeth are white. References to "The Love Boat" will help to win you admirers.
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Step 4
Post an ad on the Go Cougar website. Be sure to emphasis that you are looking for a mature woman who knows what she wants and goes after it.
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Step 5
Eat anywhere that has an early bird or senior special.
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Step 6
Forget the boss's daughter. Does he have any sisters?
